zeldathemes

Dont you hate when they ask for a description and your look at this little word box and have no idea what to fucking type... thats me. well any who Ill try to make less awkward then it already is. well I'm Dayre Im 18 and i have one those blogs where i post what ever catches my fancy, and some fandom stuuuff. I do tend to post spoilers so watch out.

And there will be a reckoning

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

animadvertistine:

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bosswrex:

swampwtch:

swampwtch:

"Well how about a giant sign that says ‘Don’t.’ You could hit people with it."

i need this sign irl

Please, I need this so much

bosswrex:

swampwtch:

swampwtch:

"Well how about a giant sign that says ‘Don’t.’ You could hit people with it."

i need this sign irl

Please, I need this so much

bunnywith:

dakotamcfadzean:

crunch munch


wtf why don’t floating skulls come to my feeders?? am I using the wrong blend of seeds? what mix am I supposed to use to get floating skulls?

bunnywith:

dakotamcfadzean:

crunch munch

wtf why don’t floating skulls come to my feeders?? am I using the wrong blend of seeds? what mix am I supposed to use to get floating skulls?

teachers on the first class : take out your note book
me : chill

halfbloodprincestale:

snape week → day three »  favorite scene

↳ Severus learning that Harry is a parseltongue.

do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
how your breath stopped short in your chest
the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze
the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue.
your eyes never left the floor that day.
you were 13.

you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard
for 3 minutes
for 10 minutes
for 2 hours
forever.

there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.

but you will never be
and have never been
“too much.”

"this started as something completely different, but everything comes back to you, doesn’t it?" - tyler ford (via tylerthelatteboy)
deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

duckktective:

this looks like a trailer for a romantic comedy where gandalf is the beautiful protagonist who must choose which attractive leading man he wants to end up with

dramatical magician

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone